Ouch - 11-5-10

I got hurt in a real stupid way.  Usually I open my show with a few jokes, but sometimes I perform feats of strength.  You know, like pulling a jeep across the stage using my teeth.  Well, this time I did an old Houdini stunt…

I had people come up from the audience; I would tense my stomach muscles and they’d punch me as hard as they could.  Everything was going fine until I relaxed for just one second.  Out of nowhere this huge teamster slugged me in the gut.  It was either a teamster or a reincarnated Chris Farley dressed up like a teamster.

That’s not really what happened.  I just don’t care to tell you the truth.  Okay, I was doing a card trick and I got a paper cut.  See, it’s not quite as interesting as being slugged in the gut by a reincarnated Chris Farley.  But still, it did hurt like hell.

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